- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Chuck Norris.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

it was all Tagart

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

YOU

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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