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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Immigration Laws

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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