- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

what do you call a black guy african american

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Golf.

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