- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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