What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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whats black and strange a paki

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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what is 3+3= 8

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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