What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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