- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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