- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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