How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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