- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

knock knock who's there ?

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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