What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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