Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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