- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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