- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Don't believe in Atheists.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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