What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

America

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

read this sentence again.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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