Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

knock knock who's there ?

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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