- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Not home.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What's 1+1? 69.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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