Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

Anti Joke

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