- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

SHUT UP JP

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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