- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

The chickens have become self-aware!

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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