- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Everybody will die

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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