- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

America

There was a chicken. It squarked.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

And you honored it I see :P

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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