- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What's 1+1? 69.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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