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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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