- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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