- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Okay.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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