Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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