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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Women outside of the kitchen.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A pope meets another one

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