- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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