- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

How about that airline food?

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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