A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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