Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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