- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What's 1+1? 69.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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