Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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God is real.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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