Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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The FCC

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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