- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What comes after 69? 70

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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