What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

kieran is a homosexual

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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