- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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