Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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cancer

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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