Your're racist.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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