- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Your girlfriend.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

fridge

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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