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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

The queen having a shit

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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