- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

A black student graduated High School

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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