- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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