- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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