A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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