- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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