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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can