- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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