A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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it was all Tagart

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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