- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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