- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and slow Grass.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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