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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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