- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's 2+2? Fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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