Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

united we sit, cause we're fat

why did you poop because you are a poop

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

How about that airline food?

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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