what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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