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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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