Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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