- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What is green and slow Grass.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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