- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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