Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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