- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Women's rights

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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