Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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