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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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George W. Bush

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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