- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Whats 1+1? window!

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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