A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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