How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Anti Joke

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