Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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