- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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