How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

thumb_up thumb_down -15

No

thumb_up thumb_down -15

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops