a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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