So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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