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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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