what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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A black person dies.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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