- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

SHUT UP JP

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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