- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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