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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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