In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Women's rights.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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