- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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