- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

someone called someone else a frog

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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