It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Whats 1+1? window!

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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