I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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hey hey apple

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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