What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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